Modern Love Poem

My dearest darling with long dark hair and eyes azure,
My love for you is eternal, tried, and sure.
I stare into the infinite depths of your eyes,
But I often find my gaze directed at your thighs.

Everyone appreciates your unsurpassed beauty and grace,
Your perfect supple form and enchanting face.
Some say beauty is fleeting, and boy do I agree.
Your personality sucks, so when you're 40, with you I will not be.

My sweet, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways...
One...uh...one...hmm...number one...gimme a chance... how about the
way your body sways?

Let me once more restate my love for you.
65% of the time, to you I'm true.
There is no other woman with whom I lay,
At least, not at this particular time of day.

My dear, you're absolutely the best.
How 'bout accompanying me to the next Centralfest?
(That is, unless I don't have another date)
The events that brought us together must have been fate.

I love you, I love you, I love you.
You're the greatest, Jenny, I mean Cherry, I mean Sue.

Pongal

Wishing u all Happy Pongal!
"Pongal Nalvazhthukkal"

Conversion units

*Ratio of an igloo's circumference to it's diameter = Eskimo Pi
*2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
*1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
*Time between slipping on a peel and smaking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
*Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong
*1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
*2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomonckingbirds
*52 cards = 1 decacards